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I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm.
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then.
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass.
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat.
The girl started crying and left class.
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